A part of my brain will always be dedicated to the time someone in the Vatican pirated Football Manager 2013

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Indie disguised as a priest

10.1 million people have illegally downloaded Football Manager 13. At least, that was the number a decade ago. I imagine the download rate has dropped off a little since then in favour of newer editions of Sports Interactive’s perennial simulator, otherwise known as ‘catnip for dads’. But back in November of 2013, 10.1 was the figure.

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A football match

Within months, Football Manager figurehead Miles Jacobson was onstage at the London Games Conference, breaking down the stats for everyone. The il-league-al table, if you will. Portugal placed third with 781,785 downloads. Turkey took second place with 1.05m, and China led the pack with 3.2m. No trophies were awarded.

Italy didn’t trouble the very top of the board, which I gather is often the case when it comes to football these days. But the most notable case of piracy came from deep within Rome, in the microstate known as Vatican City. A single internet user from the Catholic Church’s tiny country decided they didn’t want to pay to live out their Ryan Reynolds Wrexham fantasy. This fact has lived rent-free in my head ever since—which might be a sore point, since the Pope asked cardinals tostart paying rent last year.

As far as I’m aware, the Vatican doesn’t take issue with videogames per se. Sure, back in 2016, Pope Francis told over a million followers sprawled out onblankets in a Polish meadowthat they should avoid isolating themselves on computers as “young couch potatoes”, and instead become activists in aid of a better world. But I broadly agree with him—the worldwouldbe improved if I spent more time attending protest marches, and less of it popping heads in Black Ops 6. What’s more, there’s at least one Vatican figure who has publicly and repeatedly declared a love for gaming. You may knowFather Robert Ballecer from X—the ‘Digital Jesuit’ and priest who in 2019 set up a Minecraft server with the Vatican’s blessing.

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“At first, there were a lot of people who were very hesitant,”he said. “Because they see this guy in a collar, talking about the latest offerings from Google or how you run fibre optics across the Atlantic, and they didn’t understand. They said, ‘Wait a minute, these two things don’t go together.’ But after time, people started to realise, ‘He knows what he’s talking about, he just happens to be a priest.’”

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But evidently, there’s a moral dimension to the story of the Football Manager pirate, and that’s what makes it so fascinating. The idea that the guys behind ‘thou shalt not steal’ might be queuing up torrents on the quiet—it’s the kind of delicious dissonance that powers stories like Conclave, the recent Ralph Fiennes film about the selection of a new pope.

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In other words, the circle is so small that as a Vatican resident, you’re likely to either know the Football Manager pirate personally, or be that pirate yourself. It’s a mystery setup worthy of Agatha Christie, orLucas Pope.

Yet it’s one without resolution. In theory, the Football Manager pirate could fess up at any time—assuming they’re still living. But 11 years on, it’s beginning to feel unlikely. If there was any internal investigation, its findings resounded only within the Vatican’s walls. And outside the city, memories are fading. When I brought up the story in PC Gamer Slack, not even my fellow journalists recalled Jacobson’s once-shocking revelation. The world, and Football Manager, has moved on.

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And I’ll have to be satisfied with the knowledge that the Vatican pirate appears to have learned their lesson. Just last month, Larian reported that among the many, many copies of Baldur’s Gate 3 currently in circulation, two areinside the Vatican. And they were both paid for. “Sold 2 copies of Baldur’s Gate 3 in The Vatican, with 1 wishlist,” tweeted publishing directorMichael Douse. “I’d like to think the latter is just the Pope waiting until he has a free minute.

“Wish I could see their mod list,” he added. “Bet it’s absolutely gnarly.”

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