Baldur's Gate 3 player gives every NPC a +99 to their attacks, devises a harebrained build around being an unkillable wizard that obliterates anyone dumb enough to hit their shield

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Bouchon YouTube has set themselves an absurd task: complete Baldur’s Gate 3, on their own, while every single enemy has a +99 to their attack rolls. Oh, also, they can’t have party members. Because obviously.

While they make it all the way to the Githyanki creche on Honour Mode before finally dying and switching to a ‘dishonourable’ playthrough, it’s the strategies they employ that are the real star of the show. I’m just going to highlight one of them here, but it’s a build I hadn’t even considered until now: you hit me, you die.

Bouch switches things up to conquer the final boss of Act 2—“Time for a complete makeover,” they proudly announce. Firstly, they pick up one level in Warlock for Armour of Agathys, which deals cold damage to enemies who hit you in melee while its temporary hit points last.

Then they grab the Warlock invocation Armour of Shadows for infinite casts of Mage Armour. You might be asking yourself why, since Mage Armour boosts your AC—doesn’t that spell do nothing for Bouch? Ah, but you see—Mage Armour’s an abjuration spell, and Bouch will be taking several electives in Wizard for the subclass ability Arcane Ward.

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They also grab a level in Cleric’s Tempest Domain for both Create Water and the Channel Divinity: Wrath of the Storm, which strikes foes with lightning damage—something they’ll usually be vulnerable to, because this gnome only fights people when they’re wet. Just as Sun Tzu intended.

Remember that Armour of Agathys spell? Wet enemies arealsovulnerable to cold damage. Bouch grabs the Absolute’s Protector from Moonrise Towers, which comes with the Fire Shield: Chill spell to layer on the pain with Armour of Agathys.

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