Battahl in Dragon's Dogma 2 is an utter nightmare, but it's taught me that sometimes, giving up is also the best way to keep going

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An adventurer enters Bhattal in Dragon�s Dogma 2, unaware of the horrors that await him.

Dragon’s Dogma 2 has a very weird take on difficulty. Things aren’t too hard while you’re running around Vermund—there’s some goblins, some asps, and a couple of ogres. Once you get a handle on the combat system, you might even start feeling confident. Then Battahl happens.

Anyone who has been there knows what I’m talking about, but for the uninitiated, here’s a rundown.

I see what I can only describe as the world’s crappiest ski lift. Two of them, to be exact, linking to the same island, heading towards the city I need to get to. I think to myself, drowning in hubris: “Ah, okay. The enemy density’s meant to encourage you to use this travel system, that’s neat.” I claw my way up to the first station and call the lift over. It’s a slow and uneventful journey.

I arrive at the first pitstop and fight some bandits who’d claimed dibs on that pillar of stone. I kill them, and moments later a griffin shows up. I scare it off. I get on the next lift and my pawns, as if seeing the writing on the wall, refuse to accompany me. A harpy shows up, grabs me, and hurls me off for having the audacity to try and go somewhere in a videogame.

The second experience was when I was trying to get out of fantasy Australia. I elect to take the oxcart, but we get ambushed. My sorcerer pawn thinks “Hey, this is a great time to cast Seism!” and obliterates my only mode of transport, leaving us stranded in the exact middle of where I was coming from and where I was trying to go. I spend about five minutes fighting off choppers (and also a cyclops, who shows up mid-brawl). We win. Then a griffin happens. I try to climb on its back and it immediately takes off.

At this point I am fully surrendered to the whims of fate. I mean—look, I had plans, but clearly Dragon’s Dogma 2 doesn’t care what I think, want, or feel. Unless I’m willing to burn a Ferrystone, no journey is assured.

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And it’s not just me—here’s a couple of clips from my fellow arisen that really drive home both how enemy-dense Battahl is, and how utterly useless its ski lifts are.

Yes, you can out-level Battahl. But if you have the audacity to go there before your time, the zone transcends ‘git good’ and veers into ‘the universe hates you’. I remember Elden Ring’s hellscape of Caelid, and that place is downright relaxing in comparison. In fact, Battahl is like a mini-Caelid with the exact same enemy density. In a word, it sucks. It’s a bad place to be at.

But when that oxcart trip was thoroughly interrupted, something snapped. My frustrated grumbling crumbled away and I just started laughing—maybe I’d had one too many concussions from red wolves and angry choppers, but I was starting to actually have fun.

Dragon’s Dogma 2 is an infuriating video game, but only in the sense that players—myself included—are used to getting what they want. And I don’t even mean that in a ‘I needed to git good’, souls-adjacent, delayed gratification way. Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice is hard, but if you keep hitting the wall it’ll crumble. You can still climb that mountain, and if you persist, you’ll get where you were headed.

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A Dragon’s Dogma 2 party fights off again’st a griffin atop a grassy hill

Dragon’s Dogma 2 isn’t a mountain, it’s the adventuring equivalent of Russian Roulette. Anything short of burning a Ferrystone has a non-zero chance of becoming a drawn-out nightmare. When I got on that oxcart, Iwantedto get to the Checkpoint Rest Town, but a bullet was in the chamber when I squeezed the trigger—so instead, I was shot with 20 goblins, a cyclops, and a one-way ticket to nest town.

In the same way that, say, Genichiro Ashina forces you to learn Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice’s combat system or quit, I think Battahl forces you to learn how to simply go limp in the jaws of the game when it clamps down on you. Dragon’s Dogma 2 and its interruptions aren’t tests of your skill or patience, they’re testing your reflex to fight the current of a river when you’re pushed into it.

The next time agriffin divebombs your oxcartor ski lift, the next time a cyclops punts you into a chasm with no clear exit, the next time you realise that the map lied to you and that there’s actually no route to your destination, I want you repeat these words: “It is what it is”. See if it works.

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