Go farruk yourself: Creator of the D&D setting used for Baldur's Gate 3 teaches us how to cuss

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Volo the bard telling a story in Baldur�s Gate 3.

Ever been playing Baldur’s Gate 3 and, while preparing toflatten Ketheric Thorm with an 11,000 pound bear, wondered exactly what to shout as you jump him? Well, you’re in luck—there’s now an informal Twitter tutorial on how to verbally give the business from the highest authority on it there is.

In response to a thread asking what the mostlore-accurate wayto say “jesus f*cking christ” is on Twitter, creator of the Forgotten Realms setting Ed Greenwood goes into great,authoritative detailon how to properly cuss out the pantheon (thanks,Wargamer).

“So for Mystra, THE goddess (of magic), the equivalent oath would be: ‘Elminster Farruking Aumar!'” For context, “farruk” is the equivalent of the f-bomb in the Forgotten Realms—go farruk yourself, I farruked up, you get the farruking picture. As to why Elminster popped up, he’s the chosen of Mystra—so the Jesus Christ of D&D. For one specific god, that is. Greenwood then goes on to list a few other christlike expys for different deities.

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A post that reads: “2)For Chauntea, it would be “Janness Farruking Harvestmother!”For Bane: “Iyachtu Farruking Xvim!”For Shar: “Dazhra Farruking Headless!”…and so on.#realmslore”

Congratulations, you now know the exact phrase with which to make Shadowheart gasp and clutch at her pearls—or just stab you to death. Probably the latter.

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(Image credit: @TheEdVerse on Twitter/X.)

A post on Twitter/X that reads: “3)Dobluth = outcastDuthlur = uncleanElamshin = destiny, the will of LolthLaelwael = madness, insanity, raving and/or wild, erratic behaviorOgglin = rival, opponent, enemyUln’hyrr = liarWael = foolWaela = foolish, unaware/unwary#realmslore”

As for working these fun new words into our current vocabulary, maybe we should be calling thoseSex% speedrunsFarruking% speedruns instead.

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