GamesActionHelldivers 2Helldivers 2 gave players a deliberately awful, crusty rifle from 1903 but they love it because they can bayonet charge bugs like sci-fi WaterlooWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.

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Images of the Constitution bolt-action rifle in Helldivers 2

MAJOR ORDER: In accordance with the signing of the Liberty Day Pact, all Helldivers will spend 24 hours in contemplation of freedom and Managed Democracy. Today, spread these principles throughout the galaxy as you see fit, Helldivers. As a gift to our elite soldiers, in… pic.twitter.com/kVhVYumWEJOctober 25, 2024

MAJOR ORDER: In accordance with the signing of the Liberty Day Pact, all Helldivers will spend 24 hours in contemplation of freedom and Managed Democracy. Today, spread these principles throughout the galaxy as you see fit, Helldivers. As a gift to our elite soldiers, in… pic.twitter.com/kVhVYumWEJOctober 25, 2024

It’s basically the game community equivalent of a thunderous applause because the self-imposed challenge-heads in the Helldivers community absolutely love it when something is kind of bad, but not so bad that they can’t use it anyway. Everyone else? Everyone else just lovers bayonetting things. A development that shouldn’t come as a surprise when they’ve been hankering for melee weapons since the launch of Helldivers 2.

Back in April Arrowhead did give some indication of their opinion on a Melee weapon,saying it was “plausible"but would have to take a realistic tack to fit in with the rest of Helldivers' very grounded weapons. So here you have it. A crusty old bayonet on a rifle from the last era of warfare where having more guys with bayonets could truly make a deciding difference in combat.

That shouldn’t come as a surprise from developers Arrowhead, whose breakout hit on the gaming scene was Magicka: A Wizard-themed comedy game where you blow up your friends with your spells as much as you blow up yourself and your enemies. The first Helldivers was much the same, and though Helldivers 2 is a more serious game mechanically the comedy of blowing yourself (and your friends) up is still there.

So definitely don’t expect it to show up on the list ofBest Helldivers 2 weapons, though if you like you can already go out and watch plenty of elaborate mechanical breakdown videos where a YouTuber compares stats and concludes that it is, indeed, a bad gun. Those will come with a varying degree of comedy depending on whether the person in question got the joke or not.

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Images of the Constitution bolt-action rifle in Helldivers 2

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Images of the Constitution bolt-action rifle in Helldivers 2

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