GamesActionI never liked bullet hell shooters, until Xenotilt put one inside my new favourite pinball tableWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.

GamesActionI never liked bullet hell shooters, until Xenotilt put one inside my new favourite pinball tableWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.

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But then something like Xenotilt comes along. Xenotilt is so good it’s even distracted me from myBalatroobsession. It mixes pinball with bullet hell sci-fi shoot-’em-ups, and this self-described ‘hostile pinball action’ game has pretty much ruined normal pinball for me. Although to be fair, it has about as much in common with a normal pinball table as I do.

If the Xenotilt pinball machine existed in real life you’d need to be nine feet tall with a spare pair of eyes in your neck to be any good at it. Because it’s really three pinball tables stacked on top of each other, with a boss monster ruling over each one. These include an angry android cat that’s also a blackjack dealer, a furious Shodan-a-like at the top of the table who also serves as the game’s cutting commentator, and another cyberlady with cleavage that makes me a little embarrassed to be writing about this game.

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A sci-fi pinball table in Xenotilt.

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A billiards minigame in Xenotilt.

When you down a boss, they explode (it would be quicker to list all the things in Xenotilt that don’t explode).

When you down a boss, they explode (it would be quicker to list all the things in Xenotilt that don’t explode).

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An android monster woman looking over a pinball table in Xenotilt.

What I love about Xenotilt is how gleefully disrespectful of pinball it is.

What I love about Xenotilt is how gleefully disrespectful of pinball it is.

How about the developers try mashing up pinball with a rhythm game next? Or a soulslike? Or even a farming simulator? Right now, all I want is for this studio to keep making bizarre pinball game hybrids forever.

The writer of this article wishes to confess that they’ve never played Odama and is currently searching for a copy and a GameCube microphone on eBay. We wish them the best of luck.

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