GamesSurvival & CraftingSatisfactoryJust as I’d made peace with my conveyor belt spaghetti, this Satisfactory player started building cathedralsWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.
GamesSurvival & CraftingSatisfactoryJust as I’d made peace with my conveyor belt spaghetti, this Satisfactory player started building cathedralsWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.
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(Image credit: Coffee Stain Studios / Calpurnius777)
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As you’ll see in the YouTube video linked above, Calpurnius777 took a break from factory-building and started building cathedrals instead. Calling it impressive work is an understatement. All the component pieces might’ve been intended for industrial applications, but placed in one of Satisfactory’s otherworldly forest groves, the build looks more like something out of Elder Scrolls or Nightingale. Calpurnius777 found ways to emulate stained glass, pointed arches, rib vaults—all that’s missing is aflying buttressor two.
On Reddit, reactions range from amazement to existential crisis. “What game are we playing again?” Oneredditor asked.
“Man, I’m over here making small factories with one tall wall just so I can put a wall connector up for power and this pioneer is over here making a house for Doctor Strange,” saidanother commenter. “Just awesome.”
Seeing the cathedral build almost makes me wonder what I could accomplish if I fire up yet another new factory. A cathedral might be beyond my talents, but surely I could find a way to cobble some columns and supports into a space pioneer’s Parthenon? I’m sure there’s enough factory bits to build an adequate colosseum. With enough practice, I might be able to work my way up to a Satisfactory Hagia Sophia.
Or I might just stall out again once I hit the point where I’m having to keep track of my conveyor math. It’s nice to dream, though.
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