Love Sucks: Night Two is a horny game where the real fantasy isn't sex, it's enjoying a carnival without almost immediately getting tired and wanting to go home

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A kissing booth and a pumpkin-carving tent at a fair

I made my peace with linear visual novels a while ago—as long as there’s at least a little interaction. Let me muck around in a scene deciding what I look at while being rewarded with some ambient dialogue or whatever before I get back on the train to Plot Town, and I’m happy. That’s the kind of game Love Sucks: Night One was. You might have enjoyed the illusion you were steering it at times, but really it was a ride you were on and even if you leaned into the corners, you still got off at the same place. I mean “got off” literally, because the Love Sucks series sure are horny.

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A succubus and a vampire reveal their true forms

The real fantasy of Love Sucks: Night Two isn’t the sex, though. It’s spending all night at a carnival without needing a nap. The dream of being able to ride the ferris wheel, walk down the midway eating something off a stick, play the shooting gallery, visit the arcade, hell, even the bit where you stop in at the student fair and one of your friends is running a one-shot introductory RPG session—squeezing all this into a single night is as much fantasy as the threesome.

The magical timeloop helps. Night Two is most noticeably less linear than Night One when you find out how many optional scenes play out in different ways on the second go-around. You can try your hand at the rhythm game in the arcade or pumpkin-carving at the craft stall, throw yourself at Jan the vampire’s fangs to reset back to a “save point”, then do it again and again on subsequent loops, getting better each time.

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A strength-testing game and other booths at a carnival

Love Sucks is about sex and death. It balances Eros and Thanatos as explicitly as Hades, but with less Greek myth and more Buffy the Vampire Slayer and anime. Is it worth having the blood and vitality drained out of your body for a chance of getting laid? Well, no, but it’s a funnier story if the main character acts like it is. And having a social life would be more fun if you could Groundhog Day your way into visiting every single part of a carnival multiple times until you were some kind of unstoppable festival wizard.

Love Sucks: Night Two is available onSteam.

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