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Slimer engages in a… really upsetting-looking act of gluttony as part of Magic: The Gathering�s upcoming Secret Lair drop.

There are more disgusting Magic: The Gathering cards in the universe’s lore than those contained within this upcoming Halloween-themed Secret Lair drop. However, there’s something about the malicious no-good gluttony of Slimer that fills me with dread.

The names of these things, more than anything, are excellent in how unfortunate they make me feel. Have a gander:

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Five cards included in an upcoming Secret Lair drop, featuring Slimer, a disgusting, no-good ghost.

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Five cards included in an upcoming Secret Lair drop, featuring Slimer, a disgusting, no-good ghost.

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

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Five cards included in an upcoming Secret Lair drop, featuring Slimer, a disgusting, no-good ghost.

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

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Five cards included in an upcoming Secret Lair drop, featuring Slimer, a disgusting, no-good ghost.

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

(Image credit: Wizards of the Coast (viaPolygon))

Five cards included in an upcoming Secret Lair drop, featuring Slimer, a disgusting, no-good ghost.

Yes, says Wizards of the Coast, yes you do. Even the Real Ghostbusters segment of the superdrop isn’t safe from Slimer, although at the very least, he looks dapper and educated—though this is only because his mind’s been swapped with Dr. Egon Spengler.

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