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“Guys, guys,” says Simpson over the security camera footage of one of the Team Rocket-level criminals crawling around on their hands and knees, while their partner in crime rummages loudly through a cash register. “I know you’re all excited about the releases this week … but they release January 26th, on Friday. Not 2 am on a Wednesday,” before she points out “Also, that’s not the right door.”
Speaking to ABC7, Simpson explains that the robbers broke in “through our side door which was kind of ridiculous because there’s a fridge blocking it.” As for those releases, Simpson’s primarily referring to thePaldean Fates expansionwhich made its debut yesterday in stores—though there were some other major events the thieves missed out on, too.
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