Spare a thought for the 60% of us who can't join you all in Shadow of the Erdtree because we never beat Mohg

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A Tarnished grovelling for mercy in Elden Ring.

Normally I love a big game launch, and the release ofShadow of the Erdtreeis certainly that. There’s something so fun about everyone playing and talking about the same thing at once, a real sense of community. But it’s all a lot less enjoyable when you can’t get involved.

I never beat Mohg in Elden Ring. There, that’s my shameful confession. But I know I’m not alone—in fact, according to the Steam achievement stats, more than 60% of owners of the game are in the same position as me. Without having hit that vital milestone (and more importantly not being high enough level for its elevated challenge), we’re all barred from even starting Shadow of the Erdtree.

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I was at peace with that when I thought it was going to be akin to previousFromSoftwareDLCs—cool and challenging, but short, and perhaps aimed more at very dedicated fans. Instead, it’sa new open world so big it apparently feels more like a sequel than an expansion. A sequel to Elden Ring?! I want to play that!

Sure, it’s my fault I never beat Mohg, but he’s hardly quick to find or defeat—I put probably 70 hours into Elden Ring at launch and don’t seem to be anywhere near him (though plenty of dithering around my build at the time probably didn’t help there). In the run up to the DLC, I resolved to go back and finish the game, but it was a foolhardy dream from the start—making time to go back to something is hard at the best of times in this profession, and that was before… the Curse.

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Elden Ring screenshot - Mohg, Lord of Blood

As if Miyazaki himself was casting a blight over my last-minute attempts, things started to go badly wrong. First, the right bumper on my controller began to stick, making every press of the attack button a roll of the dice as to whether anything would happen. I figured I could push past that—how hard could it be to beat Elden Ring bosses with a 50% success rate for the game’s most vital button?—until moving with the left stick started to hurt inexplicably. The problem there turned out not to be the controller again, but an ingrown nail in my thumb. An infection quickly took hold that saw it swelling up into something so disgusting the inhabitants of the Land Between would probably worship it as a god.

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