The Borderlands movie was so wretched that someone's made a 3-minute song just from the bad reviews

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The Borderlands movie was bad. Irredeemably bad. So bad that I am currently in the process of filing criminal charges against my editors for making mereview it for PC Gamer. I take heart, though: Although my own viewing was scarily packed—prompting fears on my part the movie might be an undeserved success—it’s currently in the process of bombing, and has already thrown in the towel and startedmaking the move to streaming.

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Second, it’s bizarrely affecting? I’m not the only one welling up, right? Sad Alex sings about all the things you could do instead of watching Borderlands with emotion you usually reserve for singing about the end of a 15-year relationship or the death of a loved one. You could play this over footage of me looking lost and forlorn in a rainstorm and it’d all make perfect sense. I’d be tempted to add it to my Apple Music library if that didn’t feel somehow deranged.

Anyway, score one for the Borderlands film: Something positive finally arose from it. You probably could have written a nice song without spendingtens of millions of dollarson a dumpster fire of a film, of course, but that’s life: You live and learn.

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