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James Bond actors recreated in Lego.

The Bond series is in one sense a fantastic fit for how Traveller’s Tales approached the later Lego games. It has such a rich history, so many great characters and gadgets, and endless opportunities for big set-piece recreations. On the other hand, James Bond is most definitely adult entertainment: Each film features dozens of nameless goons being gunned down in the name of England and, depending on the entry, veers from knowingly salacious to outright smut. It’s hard to imagine Lego ever signing off on a Lego version of Bond girl Honey Ryder, who emerges from the sea in a bikini in Dr. No (featured in this trailer), nevermind the likes of Pussy Galore.

“Blimey. I wonder how that got out,“said Hughes. “I saw it when it was being made. As always there’s a story behind it. Suffice to say it never went into production. I don’t think that is the Final Cut, I seem to recall the classic Union Jack parachute being in there at the end. Could’ve been amazing…”

There are at least two versions of this trailer circulating, because one does indeed feature the Union Jack parachute. “Yeah, that’s the puppy,” said Hughes. “Alas NDAs (still!) prevent people talking about what it was / could’ve been. I always thought it would’ve been a total banger if it had happened with so much history behind it… Oh well. I do have to say, man, how good were the TT cutscene department—they have got proper funny-bones.”

We’ll just have to console ourselves withIO’s upcoming James Bond game, though lord knows when that’s going to land. This is definitely one of those “what could’ve been” pitches, because while Bond and Lego are not the smoothest fit in the world when it comes to the themes, the nature of the Bond series and the nature of TT’s Lego games would have meshed so well. Ultimately I suppose you can’t really have the Lego brand on anything that has so much sex and violence, but… well, it would’ve been great.

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