GamesFPSThis new co-op horde shooter on Steam is so bad it made me feel physically illWhen you purchase through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.Here’s how it works.
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The Land Before Time on Playstation 1. On GameFAQs it hasa single review, from 2001, declaring “this is the worst game I’ve ever played.”
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Taken together, the result is a game that is just unbelievably unpleasant to move around in. Neither I nor my fellow victim have ever gotten motion sickness from a game before, but an extended session of EvilVEvil left us with nausea, lockjaw, and the sweats. It’s ironic that EvilVEvil cribs so much of its aesthetic from the 1998 Blade film, because the physical experience of actually playing it is like coming up on bad ecstasy at the Blood Rave.
The Blood Rave, of course, had awesome music, something sorely absent in EvilVEvil. It’s not a soundtrack I loathe, but there are better sample pack demo tracks on my desktop. It feels like such a missed opportunity, especially with that connection to Blade: acid house never goes out of style, and the timeless squelch of a Roland TB-303 would have surely improved my time with EvilVEvil.
The actual combat of EvilVEvil is tedium incarnate, channeling the worst of pre-Taken King Destiny 1. You mow down hundreds if not thousands of identical looking braindead cultists, push buttons to open doors, and pick up glowing red orbs to open portals. Some of the only joy I found in EvilVEvil came from the occasionally hilariously dumb design of its maps. There’s a nightclub level (duh) with a cannabis grow op in the back office with only a few dozen plants, which means that this all-powerful vampire cult could be pulling in anywhere from four to seven hundred dollars a month (revenue, not profit).
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A quick session of Payday 2 was similarly reviving, and foisted on me a grim revelation.
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