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Continuing on the “Geralt is too young” train, if this birth yearapplies to the Netflix series, that means Geralt was only 20 years old in the first episode where he kills Renfri and earns his “Butcher of Blaviken” title—this event seems to be undated in the timeline from the books. When I told my partner about this, she immediately felt sad for Geralt going through such a traumatic event so young, but I have more practical concerns.
A mega ripped master swordsman retiree is something I can suspend my disbelief over—this is fantasy, you can do magic and Elf stuff and live a long time, we’re all on the same page here. But have you ever met a 20 year-old who looks like Henry Cavill? You’re practically still a boy at that age, only bodybuilding influencers on Instagram taking the scariest experimental horse steroids are going to look like that at age 20. I guess witchers are canonically not natty, but god damn, what do they put in those potions?
Regardless, once we know the year The Witcher 4 is set, we’ll be able to figure out Geralt’s age there too. My mind is a steel trap, no minutia of fantasy canon nonsense can escape it. I failed too many calculus exams in my youth to let that happen.
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